Bombs away – bras, I mean bras…

20th March 2021

Went through my bra drawer the other day, and this is literally the text I sent to my friends after.

Don’t get me wrong folks – it’s been great losing weight, and thankfully I can still fill a decent sized bra, but there were several parachutes in my draw that needed disposing off and replacing with a smaller versions. We are no longer lifting up trucks, it’s now more an SUV size. This whole enterprise is costly.  Several new pieces of clothing needed.  Whilst at the same time – several “new-ish” pieces of clothing rediscovered in the underworld of my wardrobe.  Dresses and outfits I forgot I had, it’s been so long since I’ve worn them and not because of the pandemic, my arse was simply too big for them.

Now when my company finally opens the doors back to the office – I’ve already had a chat with my boss about continuing to work from home part of the week, but…  I reckon for the first 2 weeks I’m fully prepared to go to the office every single day, so that I get to wear those outfits and show off my new found waistline.  I’ll have an office floor fashion show. LOL

I mean, I ain’t no supermodel, but man, I look good in them dresses now.  Need a little bit more exercise though.  There’s are remnants of that spare tyre around my waist, that need ironing out a little bit more.  I think the next few days need to be all about press-ups, sits ups and crunches, to work on those abs.   I’m determined to get that tummy ironing board flat by the time they let us all back out into the world.

Published by Elbereth

Artist, photographer, crafter

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